THE FUSE

I’ve never played a GTA before. When GTA 5 came out, in 2013, I had just graduated college and was still only just emerging from a youth largely characterized by prudishness and strict morals that did not leave a lot of room for heist simulators. Fortunately for me and everyone who knows me, it’s been over a decade since then, and I’m a different person now: a person who, among many other facets, is committed to playing GTA 6. Let me shoot things! Let me do heists! Bring on the crime!