I.C.E I.C.E…Baby

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The brutal killing of now 2 citizens of Minnesota by so-called “respected” law enforcement agents is a clear indicator for their misaligned brain activity that is not pairing well with the steroids.

Obviously a man + phallic object = pew pew , but oh my heavens, who would have guessed that innocent people’s blood would be spilled as the hands of agents that think they’re cosplaying The Matrix?

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Oh that’s right…haha…everyone

Everyone guessed that.

There’s a special place for those whose patriotism goes as far as ammunition calibers will allow them to. And no: we’re not talking about the City Council, the Senate, Congress, the House of Representatives, the Neo- Nazi dive bar by your Republican grandpa’s house, or church. That place is the town square. That place is amongst the crowds of people whose tax dollars pay for them to kill in cold blood by day and crank the hog to cartoon women by night.

TRH strongly condemns the violence and misconduct shown by I.C.E. and while we can’t throw rotten tomatoes across the World Wide Web, we’ll raincheck you and keep them in waiting.