I am the All Knowing Bra Lady of Victoria’s Secret
The Belladonna Comedy | 16.01.2026 20:02
I see you eyeing me across the mountains of spandex and lace, but I refuse to meet your gaze. I must first complete my ceremonial strut across the store, wielding my scepter: a thirty-five-cent ribbon of paper tape draped around my neck like a sacred sash.
