“Hey Babe, What Do We Believe Today?”

Married to MAGA

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“Hey babe, what do we believe today? He was a terrorist? Oh, you saw a video of someone saying they were paid to protest? Well, that’s good enough for me. He was a bad guy. Did you verify these videos, and make sure they weren’t AI? No, I’m not arguing. I’m just wondering. Okay, okay. No need to get upset over politics!”

“Hey babe, what do we believe today? Oh, it was those agents who were bad? Oh, they weren’t even real agents? Well wait, isn’t that scary? If masked men are pretending to be officers and shooting people? No? It’s not? A few bad apples? Well you know the full saying is a few bad apples spoils the bunch. You know what, you’re right. I shouldn’t be worrying about this. I should be making dinner. Hey, maybe I’ll make an apple pie!”

“Hey babe, what do we believe today? Oh, it was a mistake. Oh, the president had no idea. It was that lady. It was all that woman’s fault. She should resign or be fired. Yeah, I mean, maybe she was never qualified to begin with. Who is she going to be replaced with? What are their qualifications? Maybe they should hire someone who has more experience with this. Who would those people be, do you know? You don’t know? I guess we will just have to wait and see what the news says.”