I’m Announcing My Candidacy for God

Points in Case | 26.02.2026 20:00
It’s difficult to believe that we elected our current God just four million years ago. In the millennia since He took office, He has corrupted every fiber of the space-time continuum and tried as hard as He can to destroy the celestial Left. I am standing here, on this fluffy cloud under golden sunbeams, to say that it is time for a change. Our current God may have attempted to minimize the Left’s impact during His tenure ruling the universe, but He failed to achieve that goal. The galactic Left is still here, and we’re stronger than ever!