Help, An Immortal Snail Is Chasing My Mouse Cursor While I Work And If It Touches Me I Can Never Play This Game Again

Kotaku | 29.05.2026 00:00
There’s a famous…I guess we’ll call it thought experiment, posited by Rooster Teeth and memed incessantly since that asks: Would you accept $10 million and immortality if, for the rest of eternity, you were chased by a similarly immortal snail that, if it touched you, would kill you instantly?