THE FUSE

Bowser Jr., the prince of the koopas who debuted in Super Mario Sunshine, is an objectively cute little guy. He takes his father’s fearsome, dragon-like qualities and smooshes them into a sweet baby boy, shrinking his dad’s viciousness into his own brand of feistiness. I love this little bastard, and I was so stoked to see him show up in the Super Mario Galaxy Movie trailer this morning…until I got a good look at him. Why do my precious child’s eyes look like he’s tweaking out?