Zombie Shoe Brand Announces Plan To Become AI Company And Stock Price Increases 300 Percent Because Everything Is Stupid Now
Kotaku | 15.04.2026 18:10
Allbirds, a failed shoe company that was once popular enough to be a favorite of President Barack Obama but is now a zombie corporation owned by a holding company, is getting out of the shoe business. It will now pivot and become an AI company because everything is stupid and broken these days.
