THE FUSE

Last month, Disneyland unveiled a fancy new audio-animatronic in the original Pirates of the Caribbean attraction, and not everybody is impressed. Todd Martens of the Los Angeles Times calls it “misplaced” and “distracting.” Bloggers say it has “muddled” and even “gutted” the original ride. The Instagram post that announced the new addition has attracted almost uniformly negative comments: it’s “absolutely terrible,” “cheap and horrible,” and “the opposite of magic.” Fans are unhappy online: can you believe it?