THE FUSE

I, David Ellison, Paramount CEO and son of centibillionaire Larry Ellison, have emerged victorious in my quest for Warner Bros. It just goes to show that with the right amount of persistence, and daddy’s money, anything is possible. And yet, I can’t help but feel a little hollow. I mean, how can I enjoy celebrating with myself at Chuck E. Cheese when I’m surrounded by franchises that I don’t own?