THE FUSE

I’m a Sonic the Hedgehog sicko. If there’s one thing to know about me, it’s that I love rolling around at the speed of sound. I’ve always got places to go and a rainbow to follow. But to this day, I still have trouble getting my friends to play Sega’s platformers, too. Whether it’s because they don’t jive with the speedy guy’s platforming or because they heard someone say 20 years ago that Sonic games had a troubling transition to 3D and just never bothered to consider if that was still true in 2026, some folks aren’t down to get down with the blue blur and his ensemble cast of friends and foes. However, I think I finally have something that might get them to do spin dashes with me: Sonic Pico Park.