THE FUSE

We all already know that Uwe Boll is a very bad director. That’s been chronicled for decades, and while it’s perhaps somewhat impressive that he’s not learned anything about how to make a movie over the years, it doesn’t seem likely to ever change. But his latest, the deliberately controversy-courting anti-immigration action movie Citizen Vigilante, is the sort of terrible that you really must capture in words, lest it get away with it. We don’t even need to factor in the racism, misogyny and full-throated dehumanization of immigrants, because this is a hilarious inept film in every possible regard.