Man Sentenced To Six Years In Prison For Selling Mario-Shaped Meth Pills

Kotaku | 14.05.2026 15:30
A man in New Haven, Connecticut has been sentenced to six years in jail for distributing drugs and possessing firearms and ammo, thus violating the conditions of his supervised release after a prior federal conviction. Why are we writing about this at Kotaku, a video game and pop culture website? Because the drugs were shaped like Mario’s head, for some reason.