THE FUSE

I played Fortnite for a week when it did the KPop Demon Hunters collab and got the ick enough to never pick it up again. I’m bored of crossovers infecting every video game in the world, and Epic’s battle-royale shooter is the poster child for corporate synergy excess these days. This week, Kingdom Hearts characters are showing up in the game, and as hilarious as it is that Epic seemingly couldn’t get Disney to sign off on Sora’s keyblade keeping the Mickey Mouse charm it has in the Disney/Final Fantasy crossover series, I can’t even look at this Fortnite model without getting the heebie-jeebies.