Former Hot Shot Dish Towel Demoted to the Rank of Rag
Points in Case | 24.11.2025 20:00
This meeting is to inform you that, effective immediately, you are hereby released from your current duties as Dish Towel #1. We at Kitchen feel that you are no longer meeting the high performance standards expected of our dish towels. It would be a disservice to you, our patrons, and the entire Kitchen staff to keep you in this role when you are so clearly failing to keep up with the fast-paced operational environment. We appreciate your years of selfless service and we value everything you’ve brought to the table, but unfortunately, you are not a go-to for big jobs and you’ve become less dependable over time.