We Need This Giant White House Ballroom So We Can Host Better Proms

Weekly Humorist | 16.01.2026 07:20
“The White House has told the NCPC that the purpose of the expansion is to “establish a permanent, secure event space that would expand its capacity for official state functions” which “eliminates reliance on temporary tents, temporary support facilities, and associated infrastructure strains, and protects the historic integrity and cultural landscape of the White House and its grounds.” – CNN, 01.08.2026