THE FUSE

In recent weeks, TikTok teens and general gremlins have been “speedrunning” the Church of Scientology. Dressed in costumes, sometimes as Minions, they storm the doors of the church, zip past as many members and security officers just to see how deep they can penetrate the secretive chambers before being ejected. Just like their gaming counterparts, the runners are iterating and improving on each other’s attempts. They’ve even recreated churches in Roblox to improve their strats.