THE FUSE

I’ve watched more hours of the Guy Fieri-hosted Food Network show Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives than I’d ever admit in public. And if you asked me, “Hey, did Fieri, famous for his bleached hair and catchphrases, ever eat any of the food on that series?” well, I’d go “Of course, silly.” But, according to many online sources, the famous cook has never swallowed any of the food showcased on the long-running series.