Gilligan’s Island Press Conference: The Skipper Tells Castaways to Accept High Coconut Prices
Weekly Humorist | 14.09.2026 10:12
At a media gaggle held after a recent Island Security Council meeting, the Skipper urged Castaway Island residents for patience as he resumed lobbing explosive coconuts toward areas held by the Professor. “The Professor called on me to accept defeat on Saturday,” he said, while pointing with a banana. “He is very evil.”
