FIFA Bans Dr. Doom’s Doombots From World Cup Competition, Latveria Vows Retaliation
Weekly Humorist | 14.06.2026 04:37
ZURICH — FIFA ruled Tuesday that Dr. Victor Von Doom’s squad of sentient robotic doppelgängers are ineligible for World Cup play, citing a prohibition on non-biological players. A Latverian spokesperson responded that this was “a transparent conspiracy by the Reed Richards-adjacent global elite.”
