New Mario ‘Game’ From Nintendo Lets Kids Torture The Poor Plumber For 12 Minutes At A Time
Kotaku | 19.02.2026 17:56
Mamma mia, there’s a new Mario game available to play today. But before you get too excited, you should know that the just-released Hello, Mario isn’t a 3D or 2D platformer, sports game, or other zany spin-off. Instead, it’s a small app that lets kids play around with Mario’s face until he gets tired and goes to sleep, forcing your child to do something else, like load up TikTok.
