You Gotta Fight for Your Right to Paaaaaaaaarty, If You Are Director of the FBI

Weekly Humorist | 02.03.2026 14:29
Everyone is mad at me for chugging a beer in a locker room. What’s the big deal? That locker room was filled with my dearest, closest friends who I just met. They just happened to be professional hockey players who just happened to win an Olympic gold medal moments before. What’s the problem?