The United States Builds the: “Stay Away From the USA” Tourist Wall

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ON DECEMBER 16, 2025 BY PHOTOMOTOMANIN POLITICAL EDITORIAL

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Rumour Has It That the USA is Seeking To Change the Republic’s Name to “Draconian States of Trumpistan”

Excellent America, just excellent. We get it allright?

Boy America has nothing on Greta Garbo. I mean you could post it on big signs at the border for the really, really dense ones. I can see it now, twenty five feet high.

“I Want To Be Left Alone.”

Okay, okay.

I think you should provide new words to “America the Beautiful”, and rename it “America the Isolationist”.

Forty percent of us, who normally come, weren’t, but now?

I think you can up that by about another thirty percent, which just leaves those who couldn’t afford to go anyway.

It sounds like the ‘Voting Rights Act” of 1965, but only for tourists.

No, I don’t know or care ‘of the original 13 states, which sent the most representatives to the first Congress?’

I mean with gerrymandering, even elections will be guaranteed to be a farce.

It looks like equality has come to America. Both tourists and blacks have been basically told, “you don’t matter”.

Instead of a certain harbour statue, maybe you can build a statue of an ICE agent carrying a cattle prod and a gun with a flower in its barrel.

The words, “Stay the @#$% Away”

It’s a nice sentiment I suppose, – if you were Stalin.

Yessiree, the new proposed rules for ‘visitors’ (I guess that means for the one guy who is dyslexic, blind, and deaf), states that;

Visitors will be required to provide five years of social media data including telephone numbers and email addresses

Telephone numbers and dates of birth for (your) parents

Spouses, siblings and children

Face, fingerprints, DNA and iris biometric data will be sought

And self-reporting on exit.

The only thing they left out was, “Either a back molar or bicuspid will suffice.”

Trump’s list of ‘shit-hole countries’, that it applies to will be increased, however Border Agents will be given latitude in applying it to anyone they want.

That’s in addition to the 12 countries whose residents are outright ‘banned’.

So this happy tourist season, we, – all of us outside the United States, should simply travel to an island somewhere in the Gulf of Mexico, Europe, South America or; please; come skiing to Canada!

I must say America, you have such a ‘je ne sais quoi’ way about you. It just makes one feel like travelling to the Arctic and wrapping your arms around a polar bear, really.

Forget about the World Cup, forget about Disneyworld or the Grand Canyon, (and oh, you added a $100 a person to go to an American ‘Fucking National Park’, nice extra touch there, ) etc.

We’ll be snug as bugs in rugs up here in Canada, and like me, taking a whole winter vacation to Spain, France, Italy, Croatia, or any other country in the world where we’ll be treated like vacationers, and not a threat to national security.

I know…. I know. We weren’t coming anyways, but hope springs eternal in Vermont and North Dakota, right?

I mean losing $20,000,000,000 in tourism revenue is sure going to make them happy in those border states, eh?

I do have to tell you. We won’t be coming back. This is a generational thing. Maybe we’ll revisit it in 2050.

Or, maybe the twat in chief will die before then.